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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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