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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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