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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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