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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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