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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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