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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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