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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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