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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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