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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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