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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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