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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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