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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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