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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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