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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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