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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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