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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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