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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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