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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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