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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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