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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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