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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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