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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Jelly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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