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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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