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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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