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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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