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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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