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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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