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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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