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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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