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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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