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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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