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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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