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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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