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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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