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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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