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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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