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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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