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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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