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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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