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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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