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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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