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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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