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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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