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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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