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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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