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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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