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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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