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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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