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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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