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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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