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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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